Tesco’s are making sure every little helps this festival season by stocking up on portable loos for all those heading off to a massive field for a weekend of mud, music and madness. Campers who want to avoid the queue for smelly, crowded latrines will have the opportunity to pick up the £69.99 loos to ensure a more hygienic moment on the throne. Having been to Glastonbury a few times, I’m definitely up for this idea. But where do you keep it – next to your sleeping bag and wet wipes? Urgh!

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